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- BONZOWARE license provisions .................2
- User-supported concept .......................2
- Enhancements provided with paid version ......3
- Sharing ......................................3
- System requirements ..........................3
- Start-up .....................................4
- Backing up BONZOWARE .....................4
- Installation .............................4
- Running BONZOWARE ........................5
- General ......................................5
- Press & Enter ............................5
- Prompt Lines .............................5
- The BONZOWARE Main Menu ..................5
- Quitting BONZOWARE .......................6
- Rounds ...................................6
- Trivia Basics ................................6
- Description of questions .................6
- The TIMER feature ........................6
- Question management ......................6
- Regular Trivia ...............................7
- Questions ................................7
- Scoring ..................................7
- Quick exit ...............................7
- Poker Basics .................................7
- Hand ranking .............................7
- Tie breaking .............................8
- Why two full decks .......................8
- Mode of play .............................8
- Poker Machine ................................9
- Description ..............................9
- Paybacks .................................9
- Statistics ...............................9
- Adult Versions ...............................9
- Set Up ...................................9
- Player names & sex .......................10
- Clothing selection .......................10
- Free items ...........................10
- Penalties ................................10
- Rewards ..................................11
- Status screen ............................11
- End of game ..............................11
- Utilities ....................................11
- Configuration ............................12
- BONZOWARE Editor .........................12
- Error Messages ...............................12
- Problems .....................................13
- Ordering Information .........................14
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- BONZOWARE license provisions:
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- BONZOWARE IS NOT PUBLIC DOMAIN SOFTWARE
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- BONZOWARE is the copyrighted property of Donald L.
- Granger. You are granted a limited license to use
- BONZOWARE, and to copy it and distribute it, provided
- that the following conditions are met:
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- 1. No fee may be charged for such copying and
- distribution other than actual costs incurred.
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- 2. BONZOWARE may ONLY be distributed in its orig-
- inal, unmodified state, complete with data files
- and this documentation.
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- 3. The paid enhanced version may NOT be distributed.
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- Voluntary contributions for the use of this program will
- be appreciated, and should be sent to:
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- BONZOWARE
- DONALD L. GRANGER
- 10325 LYLEWOOD
- ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI 63131
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- User-supported concept:
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- A word about user supported software:
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- The user supported software concept (usually referred to
- as "freeware" or "shareware") is an attempt to provide
- software at low cost. The cost of offering a new prod-
- uct by conventional channels is staggering, and hence
- dissuades many independent authors and small companies
- from developing and promoting their ideas. User sup-
- ported software is an attempt to develop a new marketing
- channel, where products can be introduced at low cost.
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- If user supported software works, then everyone will
- benefit. The user will benefit by receiving quality
- products at low cost, and by being able to "test drive"
- software thoroughly before purchasing it. The author
- benefits by being able to enter the commercial software
- arena without first needing large sources of venture
- capital. But it can only work with your support. We're
- not just talking about BONZOWARE here, but about all
- user supported software. If you find that you are still
- using a program after a couple of weeks, then pretty ob-
- viously it is worth something to you, and you should
- send the author a contribution.
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- Enhancements provided with paid version:
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- Contributing* users will receive, along with Peace Of
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- Larger question file
- A new question file containing 1500+ new questions.
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- The latest version of BONZOWARE
- Any additions and enhancements will be provided.
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- The BONZOWARE Editor
- The BONZOWARE Editor allows user customizing of the
- clothing list, penalties and rewards.
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- Resetting of the question pointer.
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- Resetting of the Poker Machine statistics.
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- Support
- User support and assistance is offered to all
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- Sharing:
- You are encouraged to share BONZOWARE with others, but
- PLEASE NOTE: If you share BONZOWARE be sure to use the
- distribution master copy and not the copy installed on
- your machine.
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- * * * * DISTRIBUTION OF THE PAID ENHANCED * * * *
- * * * * VERSION IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED * * * *
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- System requirements:
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- BONZOWARE is written in Microsoft QuickBASIC. System
- requirements are 192K memory, 1 DS diskette drive (en-
- hanced version requires 2 DS diskette drives or a fixed
- disk), and IBM Color Graphics Adapter, Enhanced Graphics
- Adapter or equivalents (program does NOT require a color
- monitor).
- BONZOWARE makes full use of color when run with a color
- monitor. THE PROGRAM WILL NOT RUN WITH THE MONOCHROME
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- Start-up:
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- Backing up BONZOWARE -
- It is strongly suggested that you make a backup
- copy of your master BONZOWARE files. Do this by
- inserting your original BONZOWARE diskette in drive
- A: and a blank formatted diskette in drive B: (for
- single floppy systems refer to the DOS manual for
- the correct procedure to make backups). Enter the
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- COPY A:*.* B: [enter]
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- Store your original BONZOWARE diskette in a safe
- place (just in case).
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- Installation -
- BONZOWARE can be run from either floppy or fixed
- disk systems. To install BONZOWARE onto a fixed
- disk insert a diskette containing a copy of the
- master program and data files into drive A:, switch
- to the directory of your fixed disk that you wish
- to run the program from and enter the DOS command:
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- COPY A:*.* C:
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- Use the appropriate drive designator if yours is
- other than C:. IMPORTANT: All BONZOWARE files
- must be located in the same directory! (Note: if
- you have the Enhanced version you will need to re-
- peat the above process for the diskette containing
- the question file.)
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- If you are using a floppy system and wish to have
- the question file in drive B: and the program in
- drive A: you can do this, but only after BONZOWARE
- has been re-configured with the Utilities option of
- the main program (see Utilities below). Until that
- time all files must be on the same diskette in the
- default drive. The file B-WARE.DAT MUST always be
- on the diskette that is in the default drive. For
- more information on selecting the default drive see
- the DOS manual.
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- If you have the Enhanced version of BONZOWARE it
- will already be pre-configured to have the question
- file in drive B:. This is necessary due to the
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- Monitor Type:
- On start-up BONZOWARE checks your hardware configu-
- ration and attempts to select the best display mode
- for your system. If you are having difficulty
- reading the screens, or you have a color system and
- BONZOWARE is in B&W mode this can be overridden by
- using the Utilities option from the main menu.
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- Running BONZOWARE -
- With the program and supporting files in the de-
- fault diskette drive (or the current directory for
- fixed disk systems), at the DOS prompt type:
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- B-WARE [enter]
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- General:
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- Press & Enter -
- Throughout this documentation, and while playing
- BONZOWARE 'Press' and 'Enter' have the following
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- PRESS - just press the key corresponding to
- your response.
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- ENTER - press the key(s) corresponding to your
- response and then press [enter] key.
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- Prompt Lines -
- When BONZOWARE is waiting for an input you will be
- prompted (usually across the bottom of the screen)
- for your response. The available choices will be
- listed with the first letter enclosed in (). You
- make your selection by pressing the highlighted
- letter. Example prompt:
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- (C)ontinue (R)eport (E)xit
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- Press C to continue, R to view the report, or E to
- exit the current activity.
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- The BONZOWARE Main Menu -
- There are 6 different sections or modules included
- with your BONZOWARE package, they are:
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- 1 - ONE PLAYER TRIVIA
- 2 - TWO PLAYER TRIVIA
- 3 - ADULT TRIVIA
- 4 - ADULT POKER
- 5 - THE POKER MACHINE
- 6 - UTILITIES
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- These choices are displayed on the BONZOWARE main
- menu and are selected by pressing their correspond-
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- Quitting BONZOWARE -
- BONZOWARE can be exited by pressing (Q)uit from the
- Main Menu.
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- IT IS IMPORTANT BONZOWARE BE EXITED IN THIS MANNER.
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- Failure to do so may prevent the data files from
- being updated causing duplication of some questions
- on the next game.
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- Rounds -
- The games are played in 'rounds'. In two player
- games a round is one question or hand for each
- player, in one player games a round is each ques-
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- Trivia Basics:
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- Description of questions -
- Questions are drawn from 5 categories; General
- Knowledge, Sports & Recreation, Science & Nature,
- Sex Related and Entertainment. Questions are dis-
- played on the screen followed by possible answers
- numbered 1 - 4. The player enters their guess (or
- when using the TIMER simply presses the correspond-
- ing numbered key) and the round continues.
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- Two questions are asked before proceeding to the
- next category, but not necessarily during the same
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- The TIMER feature -
- Trivia games either use or offer to use a question
- timer. After a brief period to read the question
- the TIMER begins ticking down. If the player does
- not press their guess before time runs out the
- round is scored as a miss.
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- Question management -
- At the termination of a game the last question
- asked is saved, subsequent games will begin with
- the next unused question. When the end of the
- question file is reached the program loops to the
- first question. (The optional BONZOWARE Editor al-
- lows forced resets). If BONZOWARE is not exited as
- described above you may experience duplication of
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- Regular Trivia:
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- Questions -
- This version is available for either one or two
- players. Trivia questions are displayed as de-
- scribed above, but the timer is always used. After
- a brief delay for reading the question the timer
- begins ticking away 10 seconds and is stopped when
- you enter your guess. There are 20 rounds per
- game.
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- Scoring -
- At the end of the game two results are reported,
- accuracy and score. Accuracy is the percentage of
- questions answered correctly and score is this per-
- centage weighted for the time taken to answer. A
- player rating is also given. The scoring report
- also notes each player's high accuracy and high
- score for each session.
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- Quick exit -
- Regular Trivia may be exited at any time by press-
- ing 'Q' in place of the answer to a question.
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- Poker Basics:
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- Hand ranking -
- Normal poker hand ranking is used in BONZOWARE with
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- Straight flush
- 4 of a kind
- Full house
- Flush
- Straight
- 3 of a kind
- 2 pair
- 1 pair
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- A minimum ranking of 1 pair -JACKS- is required for
- all hands to be considered valid, all lower hands
- will be consider 'busts' and will not be scored.
- Aces count high with the exception of straights
- where they are counted either High or Low to the
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- Tie breaking -
- In the event of players having equally ranking
- hands the winner is decided first by the value of
- rank and then by the next highest non ranking card.
- Examples:
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- 1. Player 1 - 2 pair ( 7's & 4's)
- Player 2 - 2 pair ( 7's & 2's)
- Winner = Player 1
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- 2. Player 1 - 3 of a kind ( 6's w/ Jack high)
- Player 2 - 3 of a kind ( 6's w/ King high)
- Winner = Player 2
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- In the unlikely event that both players are equal
- in ranking, value and high card the round is con-
- sidered a draw. BONZOWARE does not check past the
- first high card.
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- Why two full decks -
- Normally the players in Poker are unable to know
- what is in their opponents hand, this is not
- practical in a computer version (although you can
- ask you opponent to turn their head). The use of
- two full decks minimizes this difference by offer-
- ing each player equal chances of obtaining any hand
- with no benefit given to knowing which cards are
- 'used'.
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- Mode of play -
- At the start of each round five cards are graphi-
- cally dealt across the top of the screen, you may
- Stand by pressing 'S', or mark the cards you wish
- to keep by pressing the number corresponding to
- their position in the hand. To keep the first and
- fifth cards dealt press 1 & 5. The word KEEP ap-
- pears above the selected cards. If you wish to de-
- select a card simply press the corresponding number
- key again. If you wish to change all of your se-
- lections press 'C' to Clear all of the KEEPs. When
- you're satisfied press 'D' to deal the drawn cards.
- Pressing 'D' without KEEPing any cards will deal a
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- Poker Machine:
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- Description -
- This version simulates the poker machines found in
- many casinos and taverns. Place your bet by press-
- ing the number of coins you wish to wager (1 TO 5).
- You will be dealt a hand and given the chance to
- draw new cards or stand as described above. Pay-
- backs are based on the amount bet and are displayed
- on the payback chart below the cards. The top
- STATUS LINE of the screen displays a running total
- of the amounts bet and won as of the last hand
- played. These figures are reset to 0 each time a
- new session of Poker Machine is started.
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- Paybacks -
- The Poker Machine payback schedule:
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- 1 Pair - Free Play
- 2 Pair - 2 to 1
- 3 Of A Kind - 3 to 1
- Straight - 5 to 1
- Flush - 7 to 1
- Full House - 9 to 1
- 4 Of A Kind - 24 to 1
- Straight Flush - 99 to 1
- Royal Flush - Progressive Jackpot
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- The amounts shown on the Poker Machine payback list
- include the return of the original bet.
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- Statistics -
- The statistics option is like opening the back of
- the Poker Machine and viewing it's status regis-
- ters. The screen displays the frequency count for
- all possible hands along with the total number of
- coins bet and the number of coins paid back. A
- 'House Percentage' for paybacks to players is
- shown. If this figure is greater than 100%, the
- Poker Machine is losing. These are running totals
- that cannot be reset without the BONZOWARE Editor
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- Set Up -
- The 'Adult' versions will require a certain amount
- of preparation. It is first and foremost recom-
- mended that you play the game with a loved one (or
- someone you would like to love). You will need to
- have a supply of your favorite libation on hand
- along with a small to moderate sized vessel to be
- used for DRINKing. You should also prepare for the
- dreaded 'IMBIBE' penalty (see 'Penalties' below).
- A little candlelight and music may not hurt either!
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- Player names & sex -
- Before play can begin, BONZOWARE needs to know each
- player's name and sex. You are first prompted to
- enter your name, enter anything you want with the
- exception that spaces are not allowed. If a space
- is entered the name will truncated at the location
- of the first space encountered. Names are limited
- to 11 characters in length.
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- You will then be prompted for your sex, press
- (M)ale or (F)emale, all other responses will be ig-
- nored. You are then asked to confirm your entries.
- Press (Y)es or (N)o. If your response is No then
- the entries will clear and you can begin over.
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- Clothing selection -
- You will be displayed a screen showing the clothing
- selections for your sex (the optional BONZOWARE
- Editor allows customizing of the clothing lists).
- Use the arrow keys to move the highlight next to an
- item that you have on and then type "X", repeat
- this until all items worn have been marked. Plac-
- ing the highlight over an item previously marked
- and pressing [Space] will unmark the item. When
- you have finished your selections press "Q" to quit
- the selection process. You will then be asked to
- confirm your selections (Y or N). Note: You are
- limitted to 12 clothing items and will not be allowed
- to select more.
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- Free items -
- In the event that one player has on more clothing
- items than the other, an appropriate number of FREE
- items (called FREEBIES) will be added to the short-
- handed player's list. (After all this is only fair)
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- Penalties -
- At the end of each round the loser is assessed a
- penalty. This may involve stripping, drinking,
- imbibing (explained later), or performing a task.
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- The screen will inform you that it is time to
- remove a garment -- Take it off!
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- Drinking -
- The loser must drink a vessel of libation.
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- Also included is the IMBIBE penalty (you may
- or may not consider it a penalty). This is
- the equivalent of a wild card that will be
- left up to your own imagination. For example,
- if you are using shots of margaritas for the
- DRINK penalty, you could use a straight shot
- of Tequila for the IMBIBE.
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- Tasks -
- As a penalty you may be required to perform a
- certain TASK (user definable with the optional
- BONZOWARE editor).
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- NOTE: Unless instructed otherwise you should not
- proceed to the next round of play until all
- Penalties have been served.
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- Rewards -
- The winner may (but not always) be granted a reward
- for fine play. Rewards include getting back lost
- clothing and special privileges... or just a 'pat
- on the back' for good play.
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- Status screen -
- The game status report screen is available at the
- end of each round by pressing [R]eport. The screen
- displays the round number, each player's win per-
- centage, and a clothing list indicating which items
- should still be on and which ones should be on the
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- Adult versions of BONZOWARE end when one player is
- out of clothes. Optionally you may press (E)xit at
- the end of any round to end the game. The End Of
- Game Summary is displayed upon ending.
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- THIS GAME IS INTENDED FOR FUN,
- IF ANYTHING IS OBJECTIONABLE,
- DON'T DO IT ! !
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- Selecting this option from the Main Menu will bring up
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- Configuration -
- You will be asked to choose if you want BONZOWARE
- to use color or B&W for its displays. This choice
- will override the built in screen display selection
- of BONZOWARE and will remain in effect until reset
- by re-configuring. You place BONZOWARE in it's
- default mode by pressing [A]uto select.
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- You will then be asked if you wish to change the
- drive where BONZOWARE looks for the question file.
- Press the corresponding letter for the drive you
- wish to use or [enter] to use the default drive.
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- NOTE:
- Please configure BONZOWARE to use Auto Select for
- displays and the default drive for questions prior
- to distribution. Failure to do this may prevent
- the program from running properly on some systems.
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- The optional Editor is a stand alone program. Doc-
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- Enhanced version.
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- Error Messages:
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- Every effort has been made to prevent run-time errors,
- but some user errors cannot be controlled by the pro-
- grammer, some of these are:
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- Unable to locate data file B-WARE.DAT:
- BONZOWARE is unable to find this file in the de-
- fault drive. This file cannot be relocated and
- MUST be on the same diskette (or in the same direc-
- tory on fixed disk systems) as B-WARE.EXE.
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- Unable to locate data file BW-QUEST.DAT:
- BONZOWARE is unable to find the question file. Be
- sure that it is located in the drive specified in
- the Utilities Set-up, or in the default drive.
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- DISK DRIVE is not ready:
- This error usually means that the drive door is not
- closed, or that there is no diskette loaded in the
- drive. Remedy the problem and press [enter].
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- WRITE PROTECT error:
- BONZOWARE needs to write to a diskette that has a
- write protect tab installed.
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- INSUFFICIENT MEMORY:
- There is not enough memory available for BONZOWARE
- to run. If you have memory resident programs try
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- Problems:
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- TURBO LIGHTNING
- Due to unexplainable causes, the sound features
- of BONZOWARE will not always function when Borland's
- TURBO LIGHTNING is running. The program will run
- properly but there will be no sound. If a cure
- is found it will be incorporated in future re-
- leases of BONZOWARE.
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- There is an incompatibility problem with Mark
- Horvatich's NEWFONT v4.10 that can cause an ILLEGAL
- FUNCTION CALL error to be displayed. This is a prob-
- lem with NEWFONT and not with BONZOWARE. If this occurs
- unload NEWFONT or re-boot your system W/O NEWFONT.
- Mr. Horvatich informs me he is working on a fix and
- future versions of NEWFONT hopefully will not cause a
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- Ordering Information:
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- BONZOWARE Registration Form
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- MAIL TO: DONALD L. GRANGER
- BONZOWARE
- 10325 LYLEWOOD
- ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI
- 63131-2902
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- NAME: ______________________________________ DATE: ___/___/___
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- ADDRESS: ______________________________________
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- CITY: ______________________________________
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- STATE: ______________ ZIP: _________-_______
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- AMOUNT ENCLOSED: $____________
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- Contributions of $24.99 or more will qualify for the Enhanced Version.
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- Commented source code is available for $60.00 additional.
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- WHERE DID YOU OBTAIN YOUR COPY OF BONZOWARE?: ________________________
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- YOUR HARDWARE:
- COMPUTER _______________ VIDEO ADAPTER _______________ FIXED DISK? ____
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- Your support is greatly appreciated. |
- | Serial # _______________________
- THANK YOU |
- | Version #_______________________
- Donald Granger |
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